instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANETSo to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:
this is my new shoe we’re bbfs fo life
oh shoe, you so funny
#duckface
ugh her sister is sooo annoying
i luv you shoe xoxoxox
i’m sorry
what fake foot
I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME.
I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T KNOW
HOW COULD YOU? I FEEL SO BETRAYED
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
…
yes…
Happy Father’s Day to the best dad in cartoon history.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
(Source: styleswhore)